These are too funny not to post. I found this little sampling in a Star-Telgram article. This factoids are in the ‘Chuck Norris’ spirit of odd facts. Check at the article and the site (linked below).
Here are just a few little-known facts about Fred Thompson:
Every night, Osama bin Laden checks under his bed for Fred Thompson.
Though Fred Thompson left the Senate in 2003, Harry Reid still hasn’t stopped wetting his pants.
Fred Thompson once ended a filibuster by ripping out a senator’s heart and showing it to him before he died.
Only two things can kill Superman: Kryptonite and Fred Thompson.
Fred Thompson once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico. There was no illegal immigration for a month.
Fred Thompson vows not only to win in Iraq but also to forcefully free Vietnam from communism, thus giving America a perfect win/loss record for wars again.
These are just a few of the “Fred Thompson Facts” posted on the conservative humor site IMAO ( www.imao.us) in March.
As the old proverb goes, there’s truth in jest.